I'm alive! I still have no Internet but I am alive and getting all moved in to my lovely new home!
In other news, today kicked off The Week in which my Youth was First Shot Summarily in the Head and then Run Over by a Truck Just for Kicks. Yes... The Princess started kindergarten. Nobody cried.
More (funnier) stories when i have Internet and can type on a computer instead of this highly inferior Blogger for Android app.