These elves are incredibly creepy:
But as you know, I kind of dig creepy. And Christmas. So Christmas creepy is right up my alley.
Knowing this about me, @MotherhoodTruth suggested the possibility of locating a Zombie Elf.
Naturally I thought of Gnarles, who is really wasted packed up in the Halloween box all year when he could be spreading his special brand of cheer year-round.
What do you think?
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The possibilities are endless. He's nothing if not versatile:
Folks, Christmas is drawing ever nearer, and not an Elf in sight. These are desperate times, and I'm not above resorting to desperate measures. Gnarles would be thrilled to come out of the shed and hide in my children's rooms and dreams. Don't think I won't do it.
Somebody send me an Elf, or this might become reality.