Friday, July 22, 2011

Special Offer

Today only!  Everybody who subscribes to my blog today (and, ok, the 5 of you who subscribed yesterday...you're welcome) will receive one limited edition promise from me to remember* you when I'm rich and famous!

*By remember I don't mean I'll like, take care of you financially, or send you presents (even on your birthday), or mention you on my household-name blog, or acknowledge you in public.  I just mean, quite literally, I promise to remember who you are.  Possibly this will require my assistant to keep some kind of roster, or make flash cards or something.  Actually it's starting to sound like a lot of trouble.  But I'm willing to do it for you, loyal readers, because you were here for me before I made the big time, and I love you, and many of you are related to me by blood, and one of you is my mother.

6 comments:

  1. Welcome, Danae! You've been added to the roster and as soon as I obtain a personal assistant he or she will prepare a flash card with your name on it!

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  2. Welcome, Pam! You've been added to the roster and as soon as I obtain a personal assistant he or she will prepare a flash card with your name on it!

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  3. Welcome, TiffanyL! You've been added to the roster and as soon as I obtain a personal assistant he or she will prepare a flash card with your name on it!

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  4. Welcome, Tracy! You've been added to the roster and as soon as I obtain a personal assistant he or she will prepare a flash card with your name on it!

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  5. Welcome, Cynthia! You've been added to the roster and as soon as I obtain a personal assistant he or she will prepare a flash card with your name on it!

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  6. Welcome, Angela! You've been added to the roster and as soon as I obtain a personal assistant he or she will prepare a flash card with your name on it!

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