Today only! Everybody who subscribes to my blog today (and, ok, the 5 of you who subscribed yesterday...you're welcome) will receive one limited edition promise from me to remember* you when I'm rich and famous!
*By remember I don't mean I'll like, take care of you financially, or send you presents (even on your birthday), or mention you on my household-name blog, or acknowledge you in public. I just mean, quite literally, I promise to remember who you are. Possibly this will require my assistant to keep some kind of roster, or make flash cards or something. Actually it's starting to sound like a lot of trouble. But I'm willing to do it for you, loyal readers, because you were here for me before I made the big time, and I love you, and many of you are related to me by blood, and one of you is my mother.