Friday, October 28, 2011

Some advice.

You know what's weird?  Sometimes when I'm at work I forget to pee.  I mean, literally, I'll sit there all day and never use the facilities.  I get all involved in what I'm doing, and the restrooms are like, aaaaaaall the way down the hall, and it's just a pain, and I'll just do it when I get home.

Yes, the fact that this is even anatomically possible no doubt means I do not drink enough fluids.  That's a subject for a different post.

The point here is what am I thinking?

I'm at work.  Do you know what that means?  It means I can go to the restroom alone.  I can sit down and get comfortable and chances are very, very good that nobody will immediately have an URGENT CRISIS that can only be solved BY ME RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT the second my butt hits the porcelain.

So, working moms?  Just get up and go to the ladies' room.

That's my advice to you.


  1. Someone's blog is going down hill.

  2. You must have a bladder made of steel. Mine is more like a perforated ziploc.

  3. This is the best argument against working from home I have ever heard. I'm going to print it out and put it on my corkboard.

    (I don't have a corkboard. But still.)

    (Do corkboards still exist? If not, what do they do with all that cork? And who is "they"?)

    (I'm tired.)

  4. When was I ever uphill?? :) Thanks for dropping by.

  5. I know, I get this a lot. It's a gift, I guess. LOL.

  6. Of course corkboards still exist. Stay at home moms are so cute. Know what else still exists? Fax machines. Yeah, I don't know why either. But if you get a corkboard, I will fax this blog post directly to you so you can hang it up. You're welcome.

  7. I always get the best ideas when I'm in the bathroom. I don't know why but it's true! The hard part is remembering the GREAT IDEA when I walk aaaaall the way back to my desk (my office shares a wall with the bathroom. It's about 15 steps to get there).

  8. Right?? Like it would KILL them to just install a private restroom right in my office?


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