tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85445443910985762.post8840137062627534319..comments2023-06-21T15:18:31.640-07:00Comments on Near Normalcy: My child is seriously twisted. I don't know where she gets it. Also she thinks I'm more talented than I am.Alyssahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11094087397116356313noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85445443910985762.post-52930086874496673112011-10-28T09:51:40.666-07:002011-10-28T09:51:40.666-07:00She most definitely does have a mind of her own! ...She most definitely does have a mind of her own! :) I guess I'm going to dive in with my paints this weekend. I'll post the sure-to-be-hilarious results ASAP.Alyssa @Near Normalcyhttp://www.nearnormalcy.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85445443910985762.post-17844231440091194622011-10-27T17:02:54.728-07:002011-10-27T17:02:54.728-07:00Oh heavens - I'm so glad to hear YOU didn'...Oh heavens - I'm so glad to hear YOU didn't paint that pumpkin. <br />Not because it's creepy.<br /><br />But because it's too damn good. <br /><br />Still, I love your girl picking it out - <br />she has a mind of her own and knows what she likes.<br /><br />So good luck getting those fangs right, mama!Juliecgardnernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85445443910985762.post-55008500140271478122011-10-27T17:00:12.598-07:002011-10-27T17:00:12.598-07:00HA! Love it! See? Now I don't need to bedaz...HA! Love it! See? Now I don't need to bedazzle my pumpkin. It's been done.Alyssa @Near Normalcyhttp://www.nearnormalcy.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85445443910985762.post-73402494998343153612011-10-27T17:00:02.940-07:002011-10-27T17:00:02.940-07:00Ok, really weird, one of the bloggers I follow pos...Ok, really weird, one of the bloggers I follow posted this yesterday and I just got around to reading. See the last picture!!!!! http://dailymomlife.blogspot.com/2011/10/what-day.htmlMomnextdoornoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85445443910985762.post-54713477364146445492011-10-27T16:59:15.002-07:002011-10-27T16:59:15.002-07:00Oh please, oh please, oh please bedazzle your pump...Oh please, oh please, oh please bedazzle your pumpkin! PLEASE!Momnextdoornoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85445443910985762.post-10419955725409205132011-10-27T16:11:41.802-07:002011-10-27T16:11:41.802-07:00A) I'm afraid our Official Carver of Gourds an...A) I'm afraid our Official Carver of Gourds and Melons disagrees with your assessment of his duties. Basically, if there are not knives involved, he is out. I really should have put all this in writing years ago. I'm afraid if I try to force the issue now, he will initiate union involvement. And nobody wants that.<br />B) She really is.<br />C) Also? Bedazzling! Next year our pumpkins shall be bedazzled.Alyssa @Near Normalcyhttp://www.nearnormalcy.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85445443910985762.post-29579486666655302452011-10-26T23:56:03.726-07:002011-10-26T23:56:03.726-07:00A) Gourds and Melons are one responsibility no ma...A) Gourds and Melons are one responsibility no matter what the decorating option ... except bedazzling. No man needs to play with glue guns & rhinestones. <br />B) That is a freaking fantastic pumpkin! Your daughter is awesome. :)Shannon W.http://www.scwinks.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85445443910985762.post-87965339941820766492011-10-26T13:00:35.685-07:002011-10-26T13:00:35.685-07:00Well THANKS. I thought it was scary before...Well THANKS. I thought it was scary before...Alyssa @Near Normalcyhttp://www.nearnormalcy.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85445443910985762.post-71248496672532404692011-10-26T12:58:26.760-07:002011-10-26T12:58:26.760-07:00It looks like a bratz doll.It looks like a bratz doll.Cassandra Mariehttp://somewhereeverafter.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85445443910985762.post-32937239623451953872011-10-26T10:53:26.221-07:002011-10-26T10:53:26.221-07:00It'll be comedic gold, I'm sure.It'll be comedic gold, I'm sure.Alyssa @Near Normalcyhttp://www.nearnormalcy.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85445443910985762.post-88827622227767581012011-10-26T10:53:14.064-07:002011-10-26T10:53:14.064-07:00I hate to even attempt it, Adrienne. It'll be...I hate to even attempt it, Adrienne. It'll be like an insult to your beautiful work. Haha. But, hey. I somehow believe I'm going to be forced to give it a shot.Alyssa @Near Normalcyhttp://www.nearnormalcy.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85445443910985762.post-33226732029869256932011-10-26T06:28:47.788-07:002011-10-26T06:28:47.788-07:00I love it! You are going to have to do one and sho...I love it! You are going to have to do one and show us ... can't wait!Johttp://willthekidsturnoutok.blogspot.com/2011/10/i-read-alyssas-post-over-at-near.htmlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85445443910985762.post-50962809715946162702011-10-26T03:17:43.643-07:002011-10-26T03:17:43.643-07:00I like your daughter a whole lot!! tee here this ...I like your daughter a whole lot!! tee here this is funny - I want to see how yours turns out! (and thanks for linking back!)Adriennehttp://adriennetrafford.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.com