tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85445443910985762.post1537251477375168548..comments2023-06-21T15:18:31.640-07:00Comments on Near Normalcy: Somewhere there's an orphaned Elf looking for me.Alyssahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11094087397116356313noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85445443910985762.post-83185204415825846162011-12-01T10:57:05.851-08:002011-12-01T10:57:05.851-08:00HAHAHAHA!! Zombie Elf!! Oh my goodness...do you ...HAHAHAHA!! Zombie Elf!! Oh my goodness...do you remember my halloween post, about Gnarles the Zombie Baby?<br /><br />Maybe I'll just slap a Santa hat on him and call him an Elf!Alyssa @Near Normalcyhttp://www.nearnormalcy.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85445443910985762.post-58773571914782308872011-12-01T10:56:19.760-08:002011-12-01T10:56:19.760-08:00I'll pass along the message. :) Thanks for a...I'll pass along the message. :) Thanks for answering my desperate Twitter plea for readers.Alyssa @Near Normalcyhttp://www.nearnormalcy.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85445443910985762.post-75911476411962215582011-12-01T10:55:40.049-08:002011-12-01T10:55:40.049-08:00OH! OK, now I remember posting that. LOL. And y...OH! OK, now I remember posting that. LOL. And you're more than welcome to stalk me.Alyssa @Near Normalcyhttp://www.nearnormalcy.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85445443910985762.post-8525373698249903022011-12-01T10:36:48.796-08:002011-12-01T10:36:48.796-08:00It was on your "Let me tell you what to buy&q...It was on your "Let me tell you what to buy" thing on the blog...sorry not a stalker. Unless you want one...besides my elf that's hijacking your kindle I mean. And I think a "reader that actually loves you" (ahem Cynthia!) would love to send you an elf! :)Brianne Constablehttp://twitter.com/BriConstablenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85445443910985762.post-54995700061252259682011-11-30T22:20:56.380-08:002011-11-30T22:20:56.380-08:00Okay someone once made zombie gnomes, I wonder wha...Okay someone once made zombie gnomes, I wonder what the chances that they made zombie elves...I bet we could find one and harass them to send you one.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17480539189062526481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85445443910985762.post-12706624917239500692011-11-30T21:17:36.486-08:002011-11-30T21:17:36.486-08:00Dude. I read your mom's post about you. She ...Dude. I read your mom's post about you. She will TOTALLY buy it for you. Tell her SurferWife said she should. It's the least she could do other than being a super rad mom.SurferWifehttp://www.surferwife.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85445443910985762.post-87299435297468384172011-11-30T15:01:40.784-08:002011-11-30T15:01:40.784-08:00I'm pretty sure every Value Village in every t...I'm pretty sure every Value Village in every town in the world has your super super creepy one. I'd try to send you one, but I'm pretty sure Canada Post has a low-creepy factor. :PShannon W.http://www.scwinks.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85445443910985762.post-40711166215292723792011-11-30T14:53:50.754-08:002011-11-30T14:53:50.754-08:00Hee hee. I'm surprised you can sleep at night ...Hee hee. I'm surprised you can sleep at night now, with that Elf watching you! And don't worry, I can't (totally) blame you for avoiding the naughty list by rigging your giveaway. I know you've got your own Elf to love and fear.Alyssa @Near Normalcyhttp://www.nearnormalcy.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85445443910985762.post-33142356059915199712011-11-30T14:48:43.280-08:002011-11-30T14:48:43.280-08:00You are seriously making me feel so bad for NOT ri...You are seriously making me feel so bad for NOT rigging this stupid giveaway. Now I feel REALLY bad that you are super Elf-less. Can't wait to see what a less creepy Elf looks like! Again I'm sorry I didn't rig it but I wouldn't have been able to sleep at night. :(Sara Mooradianhttp://twitter.com/PeriwinklePapinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85445443910985762.post-29415702106520129202011-11-30T14:48:01.284-08:002011-11-30T14:48:01.284-08:00You said it, not me.You said it, not me.Alyssa @Near Normalcyhttp://www.nearnormalcy.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85445443910985762.post-79584541336383753392011-11-30T14:38:22.108-08:002011-11-30T14:38:22.108-08:00Right? Now that I know I want one, I see them ever...Right? Now that I know I want one, I see them everywhere. So far I haven't caved and bought one. After being teased with the possibility of winning one for free, I feel like that's the only way to really get one: free. I want my Elf to come to me on his own, you see. Or at least on somebody else's dime.Alyssa @Near Normalcyhttp://www.nearnormalcy.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85445443910985762.post-45485683243633665872011-11-30T14:19:43.456-08:002011-11-30T14:19:43.456-08:00Oh my gosh! I just saw the Elf on a Shelf thing at...Oh my gosh! I just saw the Elf on a Shelf thing at the store the other day and had no clue what it was. I just passed it by. Now I think I need one to scare my kids with and instill some holiday spirit in. Dang. I;m gonna have to go get one. They're kinda expensive. But it might be worth it :)Angela Scottnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85445443910985762.post-62210595230042011342011-11-30T13:23:37.972-08:002011-11-30T13:23:37.972-08:00I think I know what you're getting for Christm...I think I know what you're getting for Christmas from your mom! (At least, if she knew what was good for her.)Momnextdoornoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85445443910985762.post-51818017319488079282011-11-30T11:23:24.445-08:002011-11-30T11:23:24.445-08:00ALL of my readers love me, so naturally I'm ex...ALL of my readers love me, so naturally I'm expecting shipment of a full army of Elves any day now.Alyssa @Near Normalcyhttp://www.nearnormalcy.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85445443910985762.post-67116243365753551052011-11-30T11:20:25.327-08:002011-11-30T11:20:25.327-08:00I DO love the Outlander series...but where on eart...I DO love the Outlander series...but where on earth did I ever blog about that? LOL. You're kind of creeping me out now, Brianne. Do you have an Elf rifling through my Kindle right now?? DO YOU?? (can I keep him?)Alyssa @Near Normalcyhttp://www.nearnormalcy.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85445443910985762.post-77338715213221761802011-11-30T11:19:35.509-08:002011-11-30T11:19:35.509-08:00and all for naught. story of my life.and all for naught. story of my life.Alyssa @Near Normalcyhttp://www.nearnormalcy.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85445443910985762.post-11090050741288110272011-11-30T10:58:34.907-08:002011-11-30T10:58:34.907-08:00Ah, "detritus." You really know how to k...Ah, "detritus." You really know how to kiss butt, you do.Katehttp://andthenkate.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85445443910985762.post-84205213244945626382011-11-30T10:36:54.233-08:002011-11-30T10:36:54.233-08:00I mean your kids.I mean your kids.Cynthia Meentsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85445443910985762.post-68464056229875104182011-11-30T10:36:29.771-08:002011-11-30T10:36:29.771-08:00I suppose it depends on which of your readers actu...I suppose it depends on which of your readers actually truly loves you.Cynthia Meentsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85445443910985762.post-88568881730440200252011-11-30T10:36:22.126-08:002011-11-30T10:36:22.126-08:00Rock on Alyssa! Thanks for spreading the love for ...Rock on Alyssa! Thanks for spreading the love for Catie!!<br /><br />Also my first time here and I see you like Outlander series. interesting - me too! it's awesome!<br /><br />Thanks again!!Brianne Constablehttp://twitter.com/BriConstablenoreply@blogger.com